lightblindingme:

Oh, gosh, K! You always have the perfect timing.

I’ll give you five hubby! Shane headcanons

1. He likes to start the day with sex. He claims it’s better than doing stretches anyway and he gets to spend more time with his girl so it’s a win-win in his book. Then it’s an hour of working out before he showers and goes to work. If he works the night shift, he likes to bid you good night by going down on you because he likes knowing he left you well worked up and sated.

2. Shane is jealous to the point it sometimes gets out of hand. If he catches a guy flirting with you, he won’t start a fight. Nope, because he knows it’s the last thing you want (he learnt that the hard way, back when you two were just dating. Nowadays, he’s developed some ‘new methods’). Instead, he’ll come up behind you and kiss your neck, while simultaneously staring daggers at the asshole. He’ll clasp your hand and kiss your finger, just where your wedding ring is. He likes to see guys squirm uncomfortably at the whole exchange and disappear before he even says a word to them. As soon as you’re somewhere private, be it in your car or in an alley behind a club, Shane will fuck your brains out until he has you coming, screaming his name with no care if anyone hears you. Secretly, he hopes they do, especially the asshole who dared approach you in the first place. On your ride home, he’ll keep playing with your engagement and wedding rings as your hand rests on his thigh.

3. He loves hearing people call you ‘Mrs Walsh’. He likes refering to you as 'my wife’. There’s something so unreal in it; like an out-of-this-world experience that washes over him whenever he introduces you to someone and realises all over again how real it actually is. He found someone who loves him, whom he loves. He got married. He has a family. When he looks at you, especially in those moments, it’s a whole new revelation, a miracle.

4. Shane is a sucker for anniversaries. He remembers how he used to mock his friends about it, especially Rick. Yet ever since he met you, he celebrates everything - your birthday, the day you met, the date of your one year anniversary, the day you got engaged, the day you got married. He celebrates the day you went on your first vacation and a whole week you spent on your honeymoon. He even celebrates the day you broke up with him that one time because according to him, it made him realise how much you mean to him and that he didn’t want to lose you ever again.

5. Shane has a lot of kinks, you’ve learnt over the years. One of the craziest is - he loves having sex in the police station where he works. The place is always busy with people and there is seldom any privacy. Apparently he doesn’t mind, since you two end up having sex in about every room in the station over the course of you first year of marriage. His favourite place is the interrogation room, yours is the locker room. You’ve been almost caught a bunch of times which made the whole experience that much exciting.